What is this feeling?
Jul. 9th, 2010 12:13 pmARTHUR:
(spoken) To his majesty the King of Camelot
MERLIN:
(spoken) Mother:
BOTH:
There's been some confusion
Over servants in Camelot
MERLIN:
But of course, I'll hide my magic
ARTHUR:
But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
(Spoken:) Yes
There's been some confusion
For you see, that person is:
ARTHUR:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:
MERLIN:
A prat.
ARTHUR:
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
MERLIN:
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;
ARTHUR:
My pulse is rushing;
MERLIN:
My head is reeling;
ARTHUR:
I am NOT flushing;
BOTH:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
ARTHUR:
For your face;
MERLIN:
Your voice;
ARTHUR:
Your clothing;
BOTH:
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
Dear Prince Arthur, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a bumpkin! He's a peasant!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Prince Arthur, you're so pleasant!
ARTHUR:
Well; these things are sent to try us!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
Poor Prince Arthur, forced to reside
With someone who's mentalified
We just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your;
BOTH:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhh
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT: (BACKGROUND):
Loathing Unadulterated loathing
For his face, his voice, his clothing
let's just say - we loathe it all
ev'ry little trait however small
makes our very flesh being to crawl
AHHH!
ALL:
Loathing!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
loathing
BOTH:
There's a strange exhilaration
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
loathing
BOTH:
In such total detestation
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
loathing
BOTH:
It's so pure, so strong
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
So strong!
BOTH:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT: (BACKGROUND):
loathing...
BOTH:
loathing
For forever...
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT: (BACKGROUND):
loathing...
BOTH:
loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
loathing you
My whole Life long!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
MERLIN:
Prat!
ARTHUR:
Idiot!
(spoken) To his majesty the King of Camelot
MERLIN:
(spoken) Mother:
BOTH:
There's been some confusion
Over servants in Camelot
MERLIN:
But of course, I'll hide my magic
ARTHUR:
But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH:
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
(Spoken:) Yes
There's been some confusion
For you see, that person is:
ARTHUR:
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:
MERLIN:
A prat.
ARTHUR:
What is this feeling,
So sudden and new?
MERLIN:
I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you;
ARTHUR:
My pulse is rushing;
MERLIN:
My head is reeling;
ARTHUR:
I am NOT flushing;
BOTH:
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes! Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
ARTHUR:
For your face;
MERLIN:
Your voice;
ARTHUR:
Your clothing;
BOTH:
Let's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure, so strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
Dear Prince Arthur, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
He's a bumpkin! He's a peasant!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Prince Arthur, you're so pleasant!
ARTHUR:
Well; these things are sent to try us!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
Poor Prince Arthur, forced to reside
With someone who's mentalified
We just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your;
BOTH:
What is this feeling
So sudden and new?
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
Oh, what is this feeling?
Does it have a name?
Yes
Ahhh
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT: (BACKGROUND):
Loathing Unadulterated loathing
For his face, his voice, his clothing
let's just say - we loathe it all
ev'ry little trait however small
makes our very flesh being to crawl
AHHH!
ALL:
Loathing!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
loathing
BOTH:
There's a strange exhilaration
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
loathing
BOTH:
In such total detestation
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
loathing
BOTH:
It's so pure, so strong
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
So strong!
BOTH:
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be...
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT: (BACKGROUND):
loathing...
BOTH:
loathing
For forever...
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT: (BACKGROUND):
loathing...
BOTH:
loathing,
Truly deeply loathing you
loathing you
My whole Life long!
CITIZENS OF CAMELOT:
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
MERLIN:
Prat!
ARTHUR:
Idiot!